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BF-Main suna tu english me fail ho gayi?
GF-No Dear,who TELLED you?
BF-Bas main samaj gaya.

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On facebook:

BF-call me sweatheart.
GF-sweatheart.


BF-call me janu.
GF-janu.


BF-for god sake CALL ME .....u idiot.


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Height of literacy in Kerala

A beggar was crying.

A policeman asked  beggar

What’s matter?


Beggar-Matter is anything that occupy space and has mass.


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Girl status on FB "wo bewfa nikla"

Comments:

1.Dear wo apke layak nhi tha!!!

2.Tum kahan wo sala bandar kahan...

3.Humne to pehle hi kaha tha sabhi hamare jaise nahi hote

4.kabhi hume try karke dekho pata chal jayega bharosa kya cheez hain...

5.Jo hua achcha hua... dont worry sweetu...



Boy status on Fb "wo bewfa nikli"

comments:

1.Saale teri sakal hi gadhe jaisi h...

2.Ab tum jaise log bhi ladki pataoge...

3.Tere se kuch nahi hoga ab uska no. mujhe de de

4.Use teri namardgi ka pata chal gaya hoga

5.Bezzati kara di saale tune ladko ki, doob ke mar ja.


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Santa in interview-

Agar aapko 2 min. ke liye PM bana de to kya karoge?

Santa-Maggie banaunga.

Agar 2 saal ke liye bna de to ?

Santa-Nahi banungga.

Kyun? 

Santa-Itni maggi kaun khayega?



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