Man vs Woman

Hot Topic - Man vs Woman... :)

No doubt... But here we are not going to fight... But rather look at some facts on how their brains functions differently... (Disclaimer: This facts are collected from internet...) 

Well, I don't agree with all of them... But, there will always be at least some truth in everything and no matter how true something is, there will always be some exceptions... (Wow... I just made a great quote, did you see that? :D) 

Processing

Women - Multiple process Womens brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time . Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook the new recipe. 
Men - Single Process Mens brain designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can not watch a TV and talk over the phone at the same time. He stops the TV while Talking. He can either watch TV or talk over the phone or cook.

LANGUAGE

Women can easily learn many languages. Her brain sets up. But can not find the solutions to problems. Men can not easily learn languages; he can easily solve the problems.

3 year old gal has three times higher vocabulary than 3 year old boy.

ANALYTIC SKILL

Men's brain has lot of space for handling the analytic process. So easily he can analyze and find the solution for a process.

He can design (blue print) a map of a building easily.

If a complex map is viewed by women, she can not understand it. She can not understand the details of the map easily.

For her it is dump of lines in a paper.

CAR DRIVING

While driving a car, men's analytic spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car fast. If he see an object at long distance, immediately his brain classifies the object (bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and driving accordingly. Where as women take a long time to recognize the object direction/ speed. Her single process mind stops the audio in the car (if any), then concentrating only on the driving.

You can often watch, while men driving the car fast, the women sit next to him will shout, GO SLOW , CARE FULL, AAHHH, OHH GOD..

..etc..

LIE    

Many times, when men lie to women face to face, they get caught easily.

Her super natural brain observes the facial expression 70%, and the body language 20% and the words coming from the mouth 10%. So he is easily caught while lieing.

Mens brain does not have this.

Women easily lie to men face to face.

So guys, While lying to your girls, use phone, or letter or close all the lights or cover your/her face with blanket.

Don't lie face to face. :P

PROBLEM

End of day, if men have lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the problems and puts the problems in individual rooms in the brain and then finds the solution one by one. You can see many guys looking at the sky for a long time. If you disturb him, he gets irritated.

End of Day, if women have lot of problems, her brain can not classify the problems. she wants some one to hear that. After telling everything to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry about the problem being solved or not.

WANTS  

Men want status, success, solutions, big process etc Women want relationship, friends, family etc

UNHAPPY

If women are unhappy with their relations, they can not concentrate on work.

If men unhappy with their work, they can not concentrate on the relations.

SPEECH   

Women use indirect languages in speech.

Geeta asked Vijay, vijay do you like to have a cup of coffee?

This means, Geeta wants a cup of coffee.   

In the morning.Darling, do you think, it will be good to have an Omllette for breakfast?.

Men use direct language. Geeta, I want to have a cup of coffee, Pls stop the car when you see a coffee shop.

In the morning.Darling, Can you please prepare an omllette for breakfast?. Always men and women think differently!

HANDLING EMOTION

Women talk a lot without thinking.

Men act a lot with out thinking.

That's why many of prisoners are men all over the world.

As someone said ->

LIFE IS CRAZY TAKE IT EASY!!

Hence I suggest ->

Kick the brain to mars,

Stay Happy,

and Be Healthy... :)